Archive for the ‘the internet is stupid’ Category

get some new material

Dear Woot,

I’m a big fan of you guys, but you’re kind of starting to piss me off. What the hell is up with this? Or this? Just in case you forgot: half of the population are women. Maybe you should consider that when writing your copy, and try not be giant assholes. Thanks.

No love,
Susi

EDIT: Now they’re just taunting me.

 

Just FYI

 

Let me know when it’s over

Dear Penny Arcade,

Why do you insist on doing those self-indulgent and masturbatory “cardboard tube samurai” comics? I suppose there must be some people that read and enjoy them, but the internet is full of idiots so I wouldn’t really take that as an endorsement.

Love,
Susi

 

This does not bode well

I found this little gem on Wikipedia when googling “OOC” yesterday. I just got the first book from the library and between finding out that the author went to BYU and this I’m a little frightened to start reading it.

 

I am aware of all internet traditions


Uploaded by sushi the great

 

need a gaming news site

I need a recommendation for a good gaming news site. My requirements are simple:

1) Up to date news
2) No console bias or favoritism
3) Doesn’t include upskirt photos of PVC figurines or other such nonsense

I’ve tried several sites over the past few months and have had problems with all of them. Please, I need to get my gaming news without wanting to smash my monitor!

 

XBL etiquette

Note to Live users: Do not join an online match against me and drop out fifteen seconds in, then expect me to accept your friend invitation. It’s bad form. Also, it’s freaking Katamari. It’s not really necessary to be that competitive. Chill out or go play some Halo instead.

Oh, and happy new year, everybody! Dane has the flu or something, so we spent our New Year’s Eve playing games and going to bed early.

 

breaking up with PVP

That’s it, I’m done reading PVP. I’ve been getting more and more irritated with it lately, and this picture of the newest comic cover did it for me. Yes, I know that all of the characters in the comic are stereotypes, as it is in most comic strips. But it still squicks me out when women are used in a mainly decorative role. The artist made this big deal a few weeks ago that the main female character was going to be getting more backstory and character development, and what does he do? A storyline where it’s revealed that she went to juvenile hall in high school. That means we we get lots of oh so funny and original jokes involving girl fights, boobs, and lesbian prison.

I like to stick with stuff that’s actually funny.

 

ya put yer weed in it

Not a fan of smoking? Well, with the Marijuana Vaporizer you can “toke without smoke”.