Archive for the ‘haiku fu’ Category

Suda 51 brings it

Travis Touchdown owns.
You think GTA is cool?
Try No More Heroes.

Blood, comedy and
profanity. See? The Wii
has “mature” games too.

 

why I may end up naked at Dragoncon

While Dane is away
I’m supposed to be sewing
costumes for the con.

Unfortunately
I am a lazy git, and
watch Netflix instead.

 

Okami haiku

Okami I love
Logged twelve hours in three days
My thumbs are hurting

 

Chocolate Factory in summer

Tim Burton directs
Johnny Depp as Wonka rules
forget Gene Wilder

Oompa Loompa songs
rock when Danny Elfman sings
better than old school

As you can see, I absolutely LOVED Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Of the movies I’ve seen this year it’s probably my favorite, and I much preferred it to the 1971 version (no offense to Gene Wilder, I just felt that Johnny Depp resembled the creepy Wonka in the book much closer). Of the three people I have talked to thus far I am in the great minority, as they all despised it. If you have a great attachment to the original I would suggest you skip this one (as that seems to be the one factor the haters had in common.) If not, get thee to a theater this instant.

 

pollen

Pollen I hate you
making me sniffle and cough
Damn! Just washed my car.

 

Friday work haiku

For the love of God
Get me out of this nightmare
Isn’t it 6 yet?