moustachioed

Dear guy driving behind me in the gray van,

Dude. A handlebar moustache? For real? That’s so awesome. Do you wax it and everything? I can totally see you waking up every morning and carefully sculpting your moustache. Then you’d put on a smoking jacket and have a glass of 32 year old scotch and a cigar in the study, while polishing your plans for world domination.

Love,
Susi

 

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