Fresh Fish Served Daily

Dear Nutrigrain Bar manufacturers,

I sure do like Nutrigrain bars. They make a great second breakfast at work, and I can keep them in my drawer indefinitely. My one complaint is the oats you guys put on top of the bars. I guess this is to make them look pretty or something. All it does for me is get oats on my keyboard. Seriously, you would have a perfect no-mess food if you took those stupid oats off the top. Please, think about the keyboards.

Love,
Susi